GutPack — The Dad Bod Belly Bag

GutPack: The Dad Bod Belly Bag

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$29.99
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GutPack — The Dad Bod Belly Bag
  • GutPack — The Dad Bod Belly Bag
  • GutPack — The Dad Bod Belly Bag
  • GutPack — The Dad Bod Belly Bag
  • GutPack — The Dad Bod Belly Bag
  • GutPack — The Dad Bod Belly Bag
  • GutPack — The Dad Bod Belly Bag
  • GutPack — The Dad Bod Belly Bag
  • GutPack — The Dad Bod Belly Bag
  • GutPack — The Dad Bod Belly Bag
  • GutPack — The Dad Bod Belly Bag
  • GutPack — The Dad Bod Belly Bag
  • GutPack — The Dad Bod Belly Bag
GutPack: The Dad Bod Belly Bag

This is for you if

  • Stag dos, Halloween, festivals, secret santa
  • You want a costume piece that is also genuinely useful
  • You like a joke with a reveal built into it

GutPack: The Dad Bod Belly Bag

$29.99
$29.99 $49.95
Finish

In stock, ready to ship  ·  Dispatched in 1–3 business days  ·  Free US shipping  ·  30-day returns

Hidden StorageAdjustable Strap11 Finishes

It is a gut. It is also where your phone lives.

A wearable belly with a zip compartment inside it. Strap it on under a shirt and it reads as a genuine dad bod from a few feet away, then you unzip your stomach and take your wallet out, which is the entire point.

It actually holds things

The hidden compartment fits a phone, a wallet, keys and a card holder. Adjustable strap, sits secure enough to walk, dance and sit down in without shifting.

Pick your gut

Eleven finishes: plain, hairy, very hairy, sunburnt, tattooed, and a set of painted-on six-packs if you would rather go the other way.

Where people use it

Stag dos, Halloween, festivals, secret santa, and the specific joy of wearing one to a gym. It is a costume piece that happens to be functional, not a bag that happens to be funny.

Shipping and returns

Free US shipping. Dispatched in 1–3 business days, delivered in 7–15. 30 days to return it unused in its original condition.

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Against the alternatives

Most costume bellies are just costume. This one holds your phone.

GutPackNormal bum bagCostume fake bellyYour pockets
Actually holds your things✓✓✕✓
Gets a reaction✓✕✓✕
Hides what it is✓✕n/an/a
Adjustable strap✓✓Variesn/a
Wearable all night✓✓Rarely✓
Choice of finishes7n/aFewn/a
Typical price$29.99$15–40$20–35Free

Is this for you?

Buy it if

  • Stag dos, Halloween, festivals, secret santa
  • You want a costume piece that is also genuinely useful
  • You like a joke with a reveal built into it
  • You need your hands free and your phone somewhere safe

Skip it if

  • You want a discreet everyday bag, this is the opposite of discreet
  • You need to carry more than a phone, wallet and keys
  • The room you are walking into will not find it funny
  • You want it to be breathable for a long hot day

Specifications

StorageHidden zip compartment: phone, wallet, keys, cards
StrapAdjustable, secure enough to walk, sit and dance in
FinishesWhite, Brown, Hairy, Very Hairy, Sunburnt, Tattooed, Sixpack
WornUnder a shirt for the full effect
ShippingFree US shipping, 1–3 days to dispatch, 7–15 to arrive
Returns30 days, unused and in original condition

Questions

Does it really hold things?

Yes, the compartment takes a phone, wallet, keys and a card holder. It is a working bag, not a hollow costume prop.
Is it obvious it is fake?

From a few feet under a shirt, no. Close up, yes, which is the point, because the reveal is the joke.
Can I wear it all evening?

The strap is adjustable and sits secure enough to walk, sit and dance in. It is not especially breathable, so a long hot day is a different question.
Which finish should I pick?

Plain white or brown reads most convincing. Hairy and sunburnt get the biggest reaction. The sixpacks are the joke in reverse.