Frequently asked questions
Does the finger really pop up?
Yes. It is mounted on a metal spring inside the box, with nothing electronic in it. Lift the lid and the spring pushes the finger up. Press it down and close the lid to reset it. If yours arrives and it does not spring up, the guarantee covers it.
Is it too rude to give?
It is a middle finger in a gift box, so it is for people who will laugh. A sibling, a best friend, a coworker with the same sense of humour: great. A grandparent or your boss: probably not. If you are unsure, a joke mug is the safer pick.
Does it look cheap?
It is a novelty, and it looks like one. The box is plastic with the fine ridged texture of 3D printing, which you can see in the photos, and the finger is gold-coloured. It is not a polished ornament, and it is priced like the gag gift it is.
How big is it?
About 5 cm on every side (2 in), roughly the size of a ring box. It fits in your palm, a stocking or a coat pocket.
Will it arrive in time for Christmas?
Free tracked shipping to the US takes 7–10 business days, and the buy box shows the dates for an order placed today. Order by the end of November to be safe. If the dates do not fit your event, it is better to know now.
Do I need one, two or three?
One box is one gift. The 2-box bundle is $16.99 and the 3-box bundle is $22.99, about $7.66 a box: handy for a few Secret Santa names, or one for them and one for the swap. The saving is already in the price.
Can I put my own name or message on the lid?
No. The lid says "Just for you" in gold script and it cannot be changed. If you need a custom name, this is not the one.
Is it safe for kids?
It is made for ages 14 and up. It has small parts and is a novelty gift, not a toy, so keep it away from young children.
What if it arrives damaged or does not work?
Email us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We send a replacement or refund you in full, whichever you prefer, and you do not have to send it back.
What if I change my mind?
Unopened boxes can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. Return postage is on you. If it arrived damaged or does not pop up, that is the guarantee above and it costs you nothing.
Does it come gift wrapped or with a card?
No. It is the box on its own. It already looks like a little gift, so a ribbon or some wrapping paper finishes the joke.
Are the photos real?
Yes. They are our supplier’s photos of the same box we ship, and the lighting and the shade of gold differ a little from photo to photo and screen to screen.
How long does shipping take?
Free tracked shipping to the US, delivered in 7–10 business days. The buy box shows the expected dates for an order placed today. A bundle can arrive in more than one parcel.
Does it need batteries?
No. It is a spring and a hinge. Nothing to charge, nothing to replace.